5 in 1

I just impulsively bought these Nine West shoes (below), yeah, in yellow. They reminded me of the "Sometimes" Louboutins (also below) but 20x cheaper. They're a ridiculous combination of every shoe I own, an oxford, a bootie, a pump, a peep toe, and a sling-back. If they look tacky to you now, then you're crazy and you need to take the day off tomorrow to re-evaluate yourself, kidding, I know they look tacky, but they won't when I transform them with a fabulous outfit.... soon.

Christian Louboutin - Sometimes Lace-up Sandals

Nine West - Heathers Sandals